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Comedy Central
Nov 14, 2012 11:00pm PST
. they are so cute! and very u.n. supervised. >> jon: one word of avice if you do have the kid. go-gurt. >> yummy! >> jon: yeah, it's really nice. (laughter) single women are a growing demographic but what can republicans do to win their votes, then? >> well, jon, they have to frame their arguments through prism of the vagina. (laughter) >> jon: somewhat narrow prism to look through. (laughter) >> no, some are huge! (laughter) but, jon, all vaginas have a sacred, almost mystical function. >> jon: well, yes, they produce life. they -- >> no, they attract husbands! after you're married, you hardly need one anymore. >> jon: well, no, married women do also use their vaginas -- >> yeah, i guess. maybe to have sex with a four-star general, but how many of those are there? (audience reacts) >> jon: i don't know. i don't know how many four star generals there are. >> 37 counting admirals, but not enough to go around, okay? (laughter). >> jon: so in your mind what can republicans do to vagazzle their message then? >> here, i'll show you, give me any issue. >> jon: what about immigration? >>
Comedy Central
Nov 15, 2012 11:00pm PST
against some sort of like u.n. invasion. >> that's awesome. >> no, not really. >> sv1359 would say medical professional doesn't have to inform a woman during her pregnancy if the child has a birth defect. >> wow. it's just showboating at this point. really rubbing it in your faces. >> could be. >> it's like arizona republicans have already put the no labels 12-step plan into place. and the people of arizona couldn't be happier. they're celebrating nonetheless streets, like this parade for anti-immigration law sv1070. >> the super majority is pazzing all these laws. it's something we need ( speaking spanish ) >> now, my span sir a little bit rusty but what he said there is he appreciates the streamlined lack of gridlock here in arizona. he also gave a shout-out to his girlfriend tina. he's sorry he hurt her. the other girl meant nothing. airfare talked to 600 people-- >> i think it's basically ( bleep ). >> i realized, maybe they don't like it. hold. what is this law? >> it was a bill passed that allows law enforcement if they have "reasonable suspicion" to ask someone for documentation to
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